The Furroslav Republic of Beroslavakia is a huge, safe nation, ruled by President Aleksandr Zvenigorodsky with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, avowedly heterosexual populace, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 996 million Beroslavs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kryonovsk City. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Beroslavakian economy, worth 73.9 trillion Beroslav Rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,244 Beroslav Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Beroslavakia, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", drones are unable to lift the weight of their accompanying paperwork, and modesty is treated with the side-eye. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beroslavakia's national animal is the Brown Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Beroslavakia is ranked 47,634^th in the world and 92^nd in Starlight for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,779.3 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.