The Old Eternal Century of Communist-Denmark is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.241 billion Danes love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Copenhagen. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Danish economy, worth a remarkable 1,155 trillion Deck Values a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 220,560 Deck Values, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders, Danish tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, and the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist-Denmark's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Communist-Denmark is ranked 307,049^th in the world and 567^th in Starlight for Fattest Citizens, with 1.43 Obesity Rate.