The Federal Republic of Zane Farbe Eslanudial is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Olivrser with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.5 billion Tsizane Farbenach are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stadeet Oosten ooteek Balak Zanfarbe. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Zane Farbenachkoon economy, worth 137 trillion Shaploons a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,605 Shaploons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The art of conversation has been rediscovered, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, and companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zane Farbe Eslanudial's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zane Farbe Eslanudial is ranked 51,383^rd in the world and 106^th in Starlight for Most Developed, scoring 77.04 on the Human Development Index.