The Phoenix Battalion of Arlizplot is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by General Lochy with an even hand, and remarkable for its conspicuous electricity pylons, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.463 billion Arlizplotians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoizu. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Arlizplotian economy, worth a remarkable 2,085 trillion Arils a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 220,435 Arils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, compass sales have gone south, and Arlizplot's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arlizplot's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hoizunese.

Arlizplot is ranked 1,432^nd in the world and 3^rd in Starlight for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 13,942.87 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.