The Corrupt Partisan Tribunal of Zeu is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by The Tribunal with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.179 billion Zeuans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Denver. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Zeua economy, worth a remarkable 1,610 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 260,608 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,739,990 per year while the poor average 14,780, a ratio of 117 to 1.

Internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, the free market's hand is quite visible, teenage girls in knee-length surfer shorts have become a cultural icon of Zeu, and beloved cartoon icon Mikkey Bull Moose writhes after eating Dollars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeu's national animal is the Bull Moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anti-Creationism.

Zeu is ranked 18,085^th in the world and 21^st in Starlight for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,937.77 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.