by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 84thLargest Welfare Programs: 536thLeast Corrupt Governments: 635th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Non superadtingentes, sed quia fragiles
Ron Swanson
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Political Freedom

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Population14.211 billion

CapitalEloscape City
LeaderRon Swanson

AnimalSpotted Zebra

The Empire of Eloscape is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ron Swanson with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.211 billion Eloscapians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eloscape City. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Eloscapian economy, worth a remarkable 2,465 trillion Cookies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 173,483 Cookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Lottery winners spend most of their money on security, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, and government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons. Crime is totally unknown. Eloscape's national animal is the Spotted Zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Eloscape is ranked 11,829th in the world and 127th in Europeia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 95,229.18 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Influential: 84thLargest Welfare Programs: 536thLeast Corrupt Governments: 635thMost Advanced Public Education: 714thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 777thMost Pacifist: 895thMost Secular: 1,005thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,029thMost Developed: 1,037thNicest Citizens: 1,059thHealthiest Citizens: 1,074thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,112thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,230thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,260thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,409thSafest: 1,643rdMost Cultured: 1,827thBest Weather: 1,939thMost Inclusive: 2,027thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,513thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,514thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,922ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,126thLargest Governments: 4,440thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,458thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,592ndHighest Economic Output: 5,790thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,817thLowest Crime Rates: 7,168thHighest Average Incomes: 9,332ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,185thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,341stTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 11,829thLargest Populations: 16,027thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,059th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 16th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 29th in the regionMost Inclusive: 32nd in the regionBest Weather: 33rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 36th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 37th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 43rd in the regionLargest Governments: 44th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 52nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 52nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 62nd in the regionLargest Populations: 63rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 69th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 82nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 84th in the region

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