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Most Influential: 60thLargest Welfare Programs: 479thLeast Corrupt Governments: 604th
The Empire of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Non superadtingentes, sed quia fragiles
Ron Swanson
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Political Freedom
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Population15.389 billion

CapitalEloscape City
LeaderRon Swanson

AnimalSpotted Zebra

The Empire of Eloscape is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ron Swanson with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.389 billion Eloscapians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eloscape City. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Eloscapian economy, worth a remarkable 2,712 trillion Cookies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 176,237 Cookies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime is totally unknown. Eloscape's national animal is the Spotted Zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Eloscape is ranked 145,461st in the world and 449th in Europeia for Most Extreme, scoring 14.69 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Influential: 60thLargest Welfare Programs: 479thLeast Corrupt Governments: 604thMost Advanced Public Education: 687thMost Pacifist: 933rdMost Rebellious Youth: 953rdMost Secular: 960thMost Developed: 1,007thHealthiest Citizens: 1,087thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,089thNicest Citizens: 1,137thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,204thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,252ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,455thSafest: 1,512thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,590thBest Weather: 1,768thMost Cultured: 1,785thMost Inclusive: 2,144thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,349thSmartest Citizens: 2,401stTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,789thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,494thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,031stLargest Governments: 4,151stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,169thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,468thHighest Economic Output: 5,592ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,104thLowest Crime Rates: 6,587thMost Efficient Economies: 8,681stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,244thHighest Average Incomes: 9,542ndTop
Largest Populations: 15,746thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,798thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,701st
Largest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 27th in the regionBest Weather: 30th in the regionMost Inclusive: 36th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 36th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 37th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 41st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 44th in the regionLargest Governments: 44th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 47th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 49th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 53rd in the regionLargest Populations: 58th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 71st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 71st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 72nd in the region

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