The Empire of Eloscape is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Volodymyr Zelenskyy with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 27.217 billion Ukrainians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eloscape City. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ukrainian economy, worth a remarkable 4,808 trillion Cookies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 176,680 Cookies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ghost regiments exist only on paper, the government funds large training centres to turn Brass Balloonss of Zelensky into functioning members of society, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit. Crime is totally unknown. Eloscape's national animal is the Brass Balloons of Zelensky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Eloscape is ranked 319,096^th in the world and 1,361^st in Europeia for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.