The Socialist Republic of Elsywer is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Dominic Razih with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.546 billion Elsyweris are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Torval. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Elsywerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,655 trillion Septims a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 143,211 Septims, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gift baskets often contain working nukes, the media seems excessively interested in what Dominic Razih is wearing this season, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, and people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elsywer's national animal is the Khajiit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Elsywer is ranked 14,350^th in the world and 172^nd in The Communist Bloc for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 363.07 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.