The United Socialist States of Federation of Soviet Communists Republic is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 576 million Soviet Communists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sablingrad. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Communists economy, worth 71.1 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 123,449 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, and children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federation of Soviet Communists Republic's national animal is the Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Federation of Soviet Communists Republic is ranked 27,778^th in the world and 319^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Cultured, scoring 81 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.