The Federal Republics of Goldsaver is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President-Imperial Melis with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 39.07 billion Akaitans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Akaitian economy, worth an astonishing 11,590 trillion Goldens a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 296,671 Goldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters. Crime is totally unknown. Goldsaver's national animal is the Golden Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Goldsaver is ranked 3,341^st in the world and 2^nd in The Union of Democratic States for Highest Average Incomes, with 296,671.29 Standard Monetary Units.