The United Socialist Communes of Ording Drublene is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Toni Alabria with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, national health service, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.016 billion Drublenic Ords enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarczand. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Drublenic economy, worth a remarkable 1,181 trillion cormbgis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 147,356 cormbgis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, and every school is receiving a brand new eraser. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ording Drublene's national animal is the trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Ording Drublene is ranked 27,050^th in the world and 224^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Average Incomes, with 147,356.36 Standard Monetary Units.