The Most Serene Republic of Orelon is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Zoran Lazarević with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 1.536 billion Orelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aerie Prime. The average income tax rate is 50.2%.

The powerhouse Orelian economy, worth 132 trillion ₳urins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,166 ₳urins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages, feeling like a winner comes at a price, and playing card suits are sold separately. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orelon's national animal is the golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Orelon is ranked 46,736^th in the world and 101^st in Christians for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,047.92 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.