The Holy Empire of Canamn is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Frederico II The Great with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 10.341 billion Canamnians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petrópolis. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Canamnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,713 trillion Canamnian Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 359,111 Canamnian Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nations that kill a Canamnian can expect a strongly worded letter, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, and dictators have dubbed Canamn the land of lunatics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canamn's national animal is the Harpy Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Canamn is ranked 865^th in the world and 4^th in Christians for Highest Poor Incomes, with 294,792.85 Standard Monetary Units.