The Free Land of Pacificean is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.256 billion Pacificeanics enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unueco City. The average income tax rate is 50.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pacificeanian economy, worth 277 trillion Pacis a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 122,893 Pacis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign despots proudly bandstand on Pacificeanian airwaves, fat-shaming is now public policy, a convict's trip to prison can be longer than the sentence, and Leader lives life on the open road - complete with groupies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pacificean's national animal is the Chigüiro, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pacificean is ranked 261,305^th in the world and 1,222^nd in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 7.01 Obesity Rate.