The United Socialist States of Socialistic Social Socialism is a huge, genial nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The compassionate, devout population of 725 million Socialists are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Socialist economy, worth 21.7 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 29,878 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of viewers tune in weekly to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, and in the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialistic Social Socialism's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Socialistic Social Socialism is ranked 290,496^th in the world and 1,350^th in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 5.63 Obesity Rate.