The Queendom of St Sionnach is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Queen Yokai with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, prohibition of alcohol, and national health service. The compassionate population of 2.131 billion Sionnachians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tipperary. The average income tax rate is 38.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient St Sionnachian economy, worth 82.9 trillion floras a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,924 floras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. St Sionnach's national animal is the red fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Celtic paganism.

St Sionnach is ranked 276,728^th in the world and 1,287^th in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 6.37 Obesity Rate.