The Parliamentary republic of Triumphancy is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Suspect with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.273 billion Triumphants enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Trentonia. The average income tax rate is 3.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Triumphant economy, worth a remarkable 1,388 trillion one piece is reais a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 221,283 one piece is reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Only the richest get to see out of their windows, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia, and the little guy plays a big role in Triumphant politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Triumphancy's national animal is the quazybear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stencilism.

Triumphancy is ranked 920^th in the world and 22^nd in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 93.36 average smiles per day.