The Angry Blue Warbull of Woonrocket is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bull Shat with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 34.797 billion Woonrocketeers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woon Cow City. The average income tax rate is 10.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Woonrocketian economy, worth a remarkable 6,187 trillion Cow Flops a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 177,803 Cow Flops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Child support loans with high interest rates are available in Woonrocketian banks, the thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, and welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woonrocket's national animal is the Blue Warbull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bovinity.

Woonrocket is ranked 6,524^th in the world and 107^th in 10000 Islands for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,233.93 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.