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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 379thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,679thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,941st
The Angry Blue Warcow of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
Any jackass can destroy a thing. Be a creator instead!
Bull Bovinisto
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population21.314 billion

CapitalWoon Cow City
LeaderBull Bovinisto

CurrencyCow Flop
AnimalWar Cow

The Angry Blue Warcow of Woonrocket is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Bull Bovinisto with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 21.314 billion Woonrocketeers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Environment, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woon Cow City. The average income tax rate is 2.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Woonrocketian economy, worth a remarkable 3,899 trillion Cow Flops a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,932 Cow Flops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied War Cow, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, and toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Woonrocket's national animal is the War Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bovinity.

Woonrocket is ranked 145,845th in the world and 44th in Iran for Most Extreme, scoring 12.74 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 379thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,679thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,941stTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,199thHighest Economic Output: 2,755thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,179thBest Weather: 3,517thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,772ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,777thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,338thLargest Populations: 5,355thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,389thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,511thLargest Retail Industry: 5,547thSmartest Citizens: 5,733rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,762ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,263rdLargest Black Market: 6,681stSafest: 6,693rdNudest: 7,094thMost Developed: 7,289thHighest Average Incomes: 8,070thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,205thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 10,856thLowest Crime Rates: 12,026thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,523rdLongest Average Lifespans: 16,504thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,270thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,557thRudest Citizens: 19,643rdMost Secular: 20,535th
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the region

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