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WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Wolf In Sheep's Clothing of Dark Watch

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Largest Populations: 1,220th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,448th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,184th+2
Most Pro-Market: 2,431st Largest Insurance Industry: 2,519th
World Factbook Entry

Once a member of the disgusting Marxist, Anarchist, Socialist and Syndicalist Alliance (MASS), this region now belongs to the Lone Wolves United as a retribution for Defender hubris.

Let us remember the proud Atlantic Alliance and the Crashers who fought bravely against MASS and the defender hordes. We salute you, fallen comrades!

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Lone Wolves Empire - O' Hades, where is your victory now?

Provincial commander: Crushing Our Balls

TLN is proud to welcome its newly arrived UDL/FRA Defender guests, whom were totally not trying to refound the region or anything.

Embassies: Lone Wolves United and PETI.

Tags: Invader and Minuscule.

The Lefts Nirvana contains 2 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Smartest Citizens in The Lefts Nirvana

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, The Lefts Nirvana is ranked 23,134th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of COEInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Crushing Our Enemies - TBH General”
2.The Wolf In Sheep's Clothing of Dark WatchCompulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones“We Have A Rotten Soul [LWU]”

Regional Happenings


The Lefts Nirvana Regional Message Board

Provincial Edict #15: A provincial edict shall be announced every month except those months during which one is not announced.


Provincial Edict #16: Defenders can GTFO of my house. MAH HAUS!

Provincial Edict #17: PINK!


And now I have way more influence than you.


Provincial Edict #18: This nation does not CTE. It just surveils you more covertly.

ATTN: Dark Watch
CC: Evil Wolf, The Lefts Nirvana RMB

This is to inform you that I am abdicating my throne as Provincial Governor of The Lefts Nirvana. This nation name is simply too funny to stay cooped up holding down some backwater region. I regret the toll this will take on the total influence of the region, but I have no choice. I have a moral imperative to show the world Crushing Our Balls. My successor, COE will serve adequately as my successor.

Provincial Edict #19: Peace out.

Crushing Our Balls


Good luck, my friend!

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