The Queendom of Brangea is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Noamey with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.752 billion Brangeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nymia. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Brangean economy, worth 331 trillion Livres a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,243 Livres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The words guilty and evidence have left the Brangean lexicon, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, Noamey's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, and hordes of tourists are ruining the environment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brangea's national animal is the Hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Brangea is ranked 293,964^th in the world and 91^st in Conch Kingdom for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.69 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.