The United Kingdom of Lozania is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Frederik Adler - Otto VI with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The devout population of 4.974 billion Lozanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ehrendam. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lozanian economy, worth 640 trillion Krantzguldens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 128,824 Krantzguldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saying "don't do anything that Frederik Adler - Otto VI wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lozania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eden's Gate - Seedism.

Lozania is ranked 24,527^th in the world and 54^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Cultured, scoring 83 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.