The Ultra-Ultra Hype of Corngold is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 686 million Corngoldians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Driennin. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Corngoldian economy, worth 62.1 trillion Failurecoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,588 Failurecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, the government's suggestions box is curiously empty these days, all screens are equal but some are more equal than others, and boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corngold's national animal is the Cyow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Corngold is ranked 19,047^th in the world and 104^th in Refugia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,443 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.