The Holy Empire of Irridia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lady Clarity Daria Griffin V with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 4.118 billion Irridians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salvoor. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The very strong Irridian economy, worth 353 trillion Irrids a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Book Publishing. Average income is 85,943 Irrids, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, everything stops come summertime, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Irridia's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The One Religion.

Irridia is ranked 298,019^th in the world and 184^th in Refugia for Fattest Citizens, with 4.88 Obesity Rate.