The Kingdom of Weirtopia is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Weir with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 8.431 billion Weirtopians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weepmore City. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Weirtopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,549 trillion kidneys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,763 kidneys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

It is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work, and teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects. Crime is totally unknown. Weirtopia's national animal is the femboy fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faith of the Boykisser.

Weirtopia is ranked 308,563^rd in the world and 215^th in Refugia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -24.15 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.