The Most Earexplodian Realm of Ear Exploder 9000 is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Joseph Average XVIII with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, complete lack of prisons, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.917 billion Earexplodians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cacophonia. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Earexplodian economy, worth a remarkable 3,421 trillion decibels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 313,421 decibels, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

90% of active duty EE9AF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers, and anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ear Exploder 9000's national animal is the Joeaveragian Pike, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Joeism.

Ear Exploder 9000 is ranked 282,486^th in the world and 161^st in Refugia for Fattest Citizens, with 6.06 Obesity Rate.