The Republic of Melenavenia is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Frank Niel with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.532 billion Melenavenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Patricia. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Melenavenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,791 trillion MDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 192,116 MDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, and criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Melenavenia's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Melenavenia is ranked 306,822^nd in the world and 227^th in Refugia for Fattest Citizens, with 1.75 Obesity Rate.