The Federation of Dalian Republic is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Eternal King George the First with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.37 billion Dalians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quezhos. The average income tax rate is 38.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Dalian economy, worth 380 trillion Dalian Quadreds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,988 Dalian Quadreds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Dalian Republic's pristine beaches, sports club owners are having a moneyball, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dalian Republic's national animal is the Dalian Purple-Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dalian Republic is ranked 236,077^th in the world and 3,197^th in the West Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -118.12 on the Scary Big Number Scale.