The Y Ddraig Goch Orllewinol of Bhang Bhang Duc is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Le Chromosphere with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 31.506 billion Lovecraftians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Four Ecks. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Bhang Bhang Ducian economy, worth a remarkable 3,931 trillion Zevons a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 124,794 Zevons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The big red machine has ground to a halt, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism, and pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bhang Bhang Duc's national animal is the Slark, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Drinking Brains SA.

Bhang Bhang Duc is ranked 204,769^th in the world and 5,789^th in the West Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 11.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.