The Kingdom of Feit Daasen is a large, cultured nation, remarkable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 141 million Feit Daasenians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.8%.

The very strong Feit Daasenian economy, worth 9.30 trillion fåsens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,940 fåsens, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

All the cool kids have tetanus, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, and raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feit Daasen's national animal is the fett doss.

Feit Daasen is ranked 151,757^th in the world and 93^rd in Conch Kingdom for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 376.38 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.