The Islandic Izordine Republic of Izordinia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Jai-Jay with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 4.78 billion Izordinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo-Port Islo. The average income tax rate is 88.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Izordinian economy, worth 790 trillion Izordine Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 165,338 Izordine Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

History lessons resemble a who's-who and how's-how of crime, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors, and guilt tripped foreigners heavily dictate child hunger in Izordinia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Izordinia's national animal is the Coral Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Jai-jayism.

Izordinia is ranked 7,823^rd in the world and 44^th in Starlight for Most Developed, scoring 92.07 on the Human Development Index.