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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,424thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,669thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,433rd
The First Missir Leupic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Women scare me
Nosress Boura
Influence
Contender
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Missouria

Population8.464 billion

CapitalNeu Palous Sity
LeaderNosress Boura
FaithYeoruism

CurrencyKouin
AnimalCaerdean

The First Missir Leupic of Missouria is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nosress Boura with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, digital currency, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.464 billion Missir are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neu Palous Sity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Missiran economy, worth a remarkable 2,202 trillion Kouins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 260,215 Kouins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 906,688 per year while the poor average 54,373, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.

There is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Missiran military, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, old folks yearn for the days when young people saw bloodthirsty death matches with their own eyes instead of through a screen, and the government invades its allies more than its enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Missouria's national animal is the Caerdean, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Yeoruism.

Missouria is ranked 303,113th in the world and 127th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Cultured, scoring 31 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,424thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,669thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,433rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,808thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,861stLargest Black Market: 3,044thTop
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Most Secular: 3,178thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,480thLargest Mining Sector: 3,714thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,287thHighest Average Incomes: 4,660thMost Developed: 4,980thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,432ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,771stMost Influential: 5,783rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,136thSmartest Citizens: 6,713thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,517thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,823rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,978thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,972ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,002ndMost Patriotic: 9,257thHighest Economic Output: 10,778thLowest Crime Rates: 10,788thLargest Governments: 12,559thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,769thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,995thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,310thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,611thMost Inclusive: 21,752ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,116thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,842ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 28,036thHighest Disposable Incomes: 30,093rd
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the region

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