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Most Secular: 4,335thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,492ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,507th
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Population618 million


Currencygold coin

The TSUs trash dump of Missouria is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 618 million Missourians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeffersonia. The average income tax rate is 54.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Missourian economy, worth 63.1 trillion gold coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,029 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The moon's craters are more numerous every day, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, and calling out of the blue has become taboo. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Missouria's national animal is the Cardinal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Missouria is ranked 11,283rd in the world and 21st in First World Order for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,088.67 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Secular: 4,335thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,492ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,507thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,873rdTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,969thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,283rdLargest Welfare Programs: 12,447thLargest Mining Sector: 13,793rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,943rdHealthiest Citizens: 15,446thBest Weather: 15,896thMost Pacifist: 16,275thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,699thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,265thMost Developed: 19,915thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,670th
Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 17th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the region

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