The Protectorate of State of Johore is a mid-sized, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 56 million Johoreans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 39.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong State of Johorean economy, worth 3.36 trillion Ringgit Johores a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,962 Ringgit Johores, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

News headlines usually include p-values, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians, and dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for State of Johorean citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. State of Johore's national animal is the Johorean Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

State of Johore is ranked 80,987^th in the world and 684^th in the West Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 37,488.87 Standard Monetary Units.