The Colony of TeleNdanda is a large, socially progressive nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 129 million TeleNdandans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 14.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The TeleNdandan economy, worth 6.88 trillion búzios a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 53,339 búzios, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Thieves insist the wind blew that purse into their hands, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, and the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TeleNdanda's national animal is the Peacock.

TeleNdanda is ranked 187,350^th in the world and 2,507^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring zero on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.