by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,270thMost Influential: 1,475thMost Armed: 4,034th
The Grumpy Retired Man of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Stop telegramming me punks
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Population5.117 billion

LeaderAli MacKillop
FaithNo Official Religion

CurrencyMerlovichan Dollar

The Grumpy Retired Man of Merlovich is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ali MacKillop with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.117 billion Merlovichans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Melbourne. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Merlovichian economy, worth 762 trillion Merlovichan Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,923 Merlovichan Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, posters on 'Merlovichian Values' advise against being proud of Merlovich, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Merlovich's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is No Official Religion.

Merlovich is ranked 25,526th in the world and 773rd in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 906.68 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,270thMost Influential: 1,475thTop
Most Armed: 4,034thRudest Citizens: 5,474thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,026thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,842ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,555thMost Efficient Economies: 9,274thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,552ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,884thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,212thMost Developed: 10,406thLargest Governments: 11,076thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,647thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,665thTop
Smartest Citizens: 13,600thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,983rdHighest Average Incomes: 14,413thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,532ndLongest Average Lifespans: 14,621stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,413thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,060thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,900thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,940thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,389thMost Cultured: 18,795thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,196thHealthiest Citizens: 23,067th
Most Influential: 55th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 77th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 88th in the regionRudest Citizens: 160th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 166th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 260th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 262nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 262nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 269th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 301st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 306th in the regionLargest Governments: 316th in the regionMost Developed: 318th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 351st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 362nd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 401st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 402nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 409th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 419th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 439th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 442nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 443rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 504th in the regionMost Cultured: 516th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 570th in the regionMost Average: 572nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 597th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 623rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 634th in the regionLargest Populations: 655th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 662nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 747th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 773rd in the region

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