The Legendary Concordat Slayer of Zukchiva is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Overlord Goose with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 19.018 billion Zukchivans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Seveni. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Zukchivan economy, worth a remarkable 2,907 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 152,903 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, the national economy makes a whole lot of nothing, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime is totally unknown. Zukchiva's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zukchiva is ranked 9,910^th in the world and 172^nd in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 426.38 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.