The Legendary Concordat Slayer of Zukchiva is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Overlord Goose with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 19.039 billion Zukchivans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Seveni. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Zukchivan economy, worth a remarkable 2,937 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 154,274 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, Zukchiva is sometimes referred to as the global janitor, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Zukchivan weed picker are way up. Crime is totally unknown. Zukchiva's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zukchiva is ranked 320,001^st in the world and 4,028^th in The East Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.