The Empire of Tencitaka is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 300 million Tencitakans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 19.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Tencitakan economy, worth 13.6 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,412 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the dartboard at the Tencitakan Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face, and thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tencitaka's national animal is the horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Tencitaka is ranked 220,732^nd in the world and 435^th in Starlight for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 250 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.