The Republic of The Purple Dawn is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Immortal Supreme Dictator For Life Ted with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.028 billion Dawnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tylingrad. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Purple Dawnian economy, worth 504 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,727 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public parks are littered with cigarette butts, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, and the government spends billions to retrieve millions worth of asteroid gold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Purple Dawn's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Purple Dawn is ranked 294,240^th in the world and 1,367^th in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 5.35 Obesity Rate.