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Nudest: 4,202ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,416thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,001st
The Oppressed Peoples of
Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists
Oppress me harder
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Minnow
Civil Rights
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Titsu-daa

Population226 million

CurrencyKevigha
AnimalRacist

The Oppressed Peoples of Titsu-daa is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 226 million Titsu-daans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.0%.

The sizeable but inefficient Titsu-daan economy, worth 9.66 trillion Kevighas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 42,726 Kevighas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 120,991 per year while the poor average 12,063, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites, saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech, elections demand a proportionate response, and debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Titsu-daa's national animal is the Racist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Titsu-daa is ranked 225,785th in the world and 2,055th in the West Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -4.43 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Nudest: 4,202ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,416thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,001stMost Conservative: 13,715thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,396thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 16,954thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,694thMost Pacifist: 27,968thMost Cultured: 33,117th
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Nudest: 35th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 135th in the regionMost Conservative: 156th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 234th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 262nd in the region

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