The Free Peoples of Urarlan is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Degni Lark with an even hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.794 billion Arlans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Arlanian economy, worth 413 trillion Drams a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 60,906 Drams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, and barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor. Crime is almost non-existent. Urarlan's national animal is the Timber Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Urarlan is ranked 307,564^th in the world and 246^th in Forest for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -16.42 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.