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Rudest Citizens: 66thMost Valuable International Artwork: 76thHighest Crime Rates: 95th
The Suspicious Minds of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
Knowledge is Power
Influence
Apprentice
Deputy Forest Keeper & Cultural Affairs Minister
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

The Realizer

Population5.878 billion

CapitalDeathrow

CurrencyCredit
AnimalSnake

The Suspicious Minds of The Realizer is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.878 billion Realizerians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deathrow. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Realizerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,855 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 315,605 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,053,888 per year while the poor average 19,260, a ratio of 106 to 1.

Parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Deathrow, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and professional athletes can't see balls amid the deluge of advertisements. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Realizer's national animal is the Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Realizer is ranked 331,195th in the world and 292nd in Forest for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -30.66 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Rudest Citizens: 66thMost Valuable International Artwork: 76thHighest Crime Rates: 95thMost Armed: 99thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 126thMost Avoided: 133rdHighest Drug Use: 137thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 146thFattest Citizens: 155thLargest Gambling Industry: 220thLargest Retail Industry: 357thMost Rebellious Youth: 415thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 427thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 506thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 517thHighest Disposable Incomes: 541stMost Secular: 1,012thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,073rdMost Influential: 1,415thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,491stMost Efficient Economies: 1,633rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,890thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,064thHighest Average Incomes: 2,660thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,016thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,567thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,219thMost Inclusive: 4,857thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,066thNudest: 5,124thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,588thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,791stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,806thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,705thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,707thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,301stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,887thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,629thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 18,000thMost Politically Free: 27,442ndMost Pro-Market: 28,892ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 29,288th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Politically Free: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Secular: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24th in the regionMost Extreme: 27th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Realizer, professional athletes can't see balls amid the deluge of advertisements.
  • : Following new legislation in The Realizer, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Following new legislation in The Realizer, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Deathrow.
  • : Following new legislation in The Realizer, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children.
  • : Following new legislation in The Realizer, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air The Realizer flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
  • : Following new legislation in The Realizer, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Deathrow.
  • : Following new legislation in The Realizer, newspaper stories fill several pages with colorful adjectives.
  • : Following new legislation in The Realizer, awkward tourists are offered the 'unique experience' of rodeo clown.
  • : Following new legislation in The Realizer, the diplomatic corps stinks.
  • : Following new legislation in The Realizer, half of The Realizer just lost MyFace after space debris collided with a major communications satellite.

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