The Theocracy of Yisusily is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Yisuschrist with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.198 billion Ysususos are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yisusity. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Yisusilyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,508 trillion Yisuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 137,835 Yisuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The question of 'what is Yisuschrist's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, and sometimes a whole prison wing will house a single prisoner. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yisusily's national animal is the Dove of Peace, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Yisusily is ranked 6,016^th in the world and 172^nd in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 112.06 law-abiding acts per hour.