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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,435thNicest Citizens: 1,554thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,610th
The Supreme Imperial Union of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Is the will of the people that keeps the empire power
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population18.184 billion

LeaderEmperor Prazko Takoy Stavin II

CurrencyJenstar Ancíre

The Supreme Imperial Union of Panormia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Prazko Takoy Stavin II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.184 billion Patroniks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akantor. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Panormian economy, worth a remarkable 3,090 trillion Jenstar Ancíres a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,958 Jenstar Ancíres, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt, '.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Panormian websites are meant for liberals or conservatives, Emperor Prazko Takoy Stavin II's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, and tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panormia's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Darteism.

Panormia is ranked 3,882nd in the world and 106th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 15,316.22 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,435thNicest Citizens: 1,554thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,610thMost Politically Free: 1,641stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,655thMost Developed: 1,670thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,701stMost Influential: 1,792ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,955thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,975thSafest: 1,980thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,055thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,066thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,068thBest Weather: 2,339thLargest Governments: 2,357thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,410thLowest Crime Rates: 2,557thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,722ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,833rdSmartest Citizens: 2,895thHealthiest Citizens: 2,948thMost Inclusive: 3,062ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,129thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,196thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,382ndMost Cultured: 3,547thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,551stMost Efficient Economies: 3,697thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,882ndHighest Economic Output: 4,007thMost Stationary: 4,939thMost Secular: 5,412thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,808thLargest Populations: 8,061stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,802ndNudest: 8,887thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,522ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,536thHighest Average Incomes: 9,724thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 11,619thMost Pacifist: 12,224thHighest Drug Use: 12,359thMost Income Equality: 13,110thMost Extreme: 14,995th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 31st in the regionMost Developed: 45th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 45th in the regionSafest: 47th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 48th in the regionNicest Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 50th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 55th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 58th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 62nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 63rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 65th in the regionLargest Governments: 68th in the regionBest Weather: 68th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 70th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 71st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 72nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 77th in the regionMost Inclusive: 77th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 81st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 83rd in the regionMost Cultured: 94th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 99th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 106th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 107th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 107th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 125th in the regionLargest Populations: 133rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 140th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 145th in the regionMost Secular: 169th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 176th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 223rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 229th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 239th in the regionMost Extreme: 243rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 271st in the regionMost Income Equality: 281st in the regionTop
Nudest: 357th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 358th in the region

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