General Assembly
Security Council
| Population | 7.782 billion |
| Capital | Money |
| Leader | Ultimate evil money leader XVII |
| Currency | Money |
| Animal | Human |
The Holy Money of Stal Valley is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Ultimate evil money leader XVII with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.782 billion Stal Vallains are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Money. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Stal Valleyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,342 trillion Monies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 429,481 Monies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,221,110 per year while the poor average 16,523, a ratio of 194 to 1.
Corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Stal Valley's radio stations, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, and college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Stal Valley's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Stal Valley is ranked 56th in the world and 2nd in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 99.15 Obesity Rate.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Stal Valley, college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade.
- : Following new legislation in Stal Valley, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs.
- : Following new legislation in Stal Valley, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Stal Valley's radio stations.
- : Following new legislation in Stal Valley, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Stal Valley, t-bagging dead Bigtopians merits a medal of honor.
- : Following new legislation in Stal Valley, military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget.
- : Following new legislation in Stal Valley, foreign leaders who don't applaud Ultimate evil money leader XVII's speeches are regarded as enemies of Stal Valley.
- : Following new legislation in Stal Valley, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park.
- : Stal Valley was endorsed by
The Democratic Republic of Free Azrelia.
- : Following new legislation in Stal Valley, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
