General Assembly
Security Council
Protector of Puppies (Governor): 
The Last Stand Defenders of Eltran Home Guard
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: 
The Eltran Spoiled Puppy Network of Eltran Defense Department Administration
Last WA Update:
Embassies: Archai, LIA claimed lands, Alliance of Supreme Powers, The Bannedlands, Minor League Farm System, The Conservative Democracies, The Known World, Lardyland, Pecan Sandies, Mystic Shores, Guinea Kiribati, Gypsy Lands, Wallachia, The Finntopian Region of DOOM, Arconian Empire, Cypress Cove, and 14 others.Denver Broncos, Pittsburgh Steelers, Nova Britannia Prima, Artificial Suspicious Powers, The Goldlight Powers, Raluxan Empire, The Embassy, Rainbow Sherbet 2026, Sugar Daddy, Authoritarian Nations Council, Alliance of Allied Aryan States, Confederate Union of Fascist States, The Powers, and The Yamada Ryo Star Warriors.
Tags: Anti-Fascist, Anti-World Assembly, Defender, Featured, Future Tech, Generalite, Issues Player, Medium, Multi-Species, Outer Space, Puppet Storage, Sports, and 1 other.Trading Cards.
Eltranite Spoiled Puppies Network contains 12 nations, the 1,472nd most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Cultured in Eltranite Spoiled Puppies Network
After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.
As a region, Eltranite Spoiled Puppies Network is ranked 12,469th in the world for Most Cultured.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Playmaking Free Safety of Thomas Everett | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Enthusiastic Tackler Thomas Everett” | |
| 2. |  The Size and Athletic Ability of TE2 Darnell Washington | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Truly Enormous Tight End Darnell Washington” | |
| 3. |  The Eltran Spoiled Puppy Network of Eltran Defense Department Administration | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Sense, Security, Valor” | |
| 4. |  The All-Time Greatest Blocker of TE1 Mark Bruener | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Tight End Mark Bruener” | |
| 5. |  The MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTH of TE1 Pat Freiermuth | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Baby Gronk” | |
| 6. |  The Regional Nation of Eltranite Spoiled Puppies Network | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Don't Tread on Any of Us” | |
| 7. |  The Best Edmunds in Coverage of Trey Edmunds | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Excellent 'Teams Running Back Trey Edmunds” | |
| 8. |  The Interstellar Defender of Prince Eltran | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Don't Tread on Any of Us” | |
| 9. |  The Offensive Playmaking of TE3 Connor Heyward | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Tight End Connor Heyward” | |
| 10. |  The Rogue Nation of TE4 Rodney Williams | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Special Teams Tight End Rodney Williams” |
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Regional Happenings
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The Republic of Pharmakon of the region After Hours proposed constructing embassies.
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The Secretariat of The Embassy 3 of the region The Embassy 3 proposed constructing embassies.
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The Airborne Flock of Migrating Geese departed this region for Elparia.
- : The Airborne Flock of Migrating Geese arrived from Elvarya.
- : Embassy cancelled between Regionless and Eltranite Spoiled Puppies Network.
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The Last Stand Defenders of Eltran Home Guard ordered the closure of embassies between Eltranite Spoiled Puppies Network and Regionless.
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The Non-Vital Pretitle of Generic Eltran Puppet departed this region for The Bobcat Nation.
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The Stolen Meme Puppet Format of After eating ice cream The Eltran departed this region for The Bobcat Nation.
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The Oppressed Peoples of OT-TE departed this region for The Bobcat Nation.
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The 2023 Raiders Banned of Raider Brexit 2023 departed this region for The Bobcat Nation.
Eltranite Spoiled Puppies Network Regional Message Board
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Happy feature day!
Eltran Defense Department Administration, The Featured Region Express, Featured airways, and Star horde
As a train pulls into the Eltrantie Spoiled Puppies Network train station, an announcement is made.
*Now arriving at Eltrantie Spoiled Puppies Network station on Track 1, is 
The Featured Region Express to [Insert next featured region.] The train conductor 
FRE Train Conductor Kai would also like to congratulate this region on being featured. Please stand back from the yellow line and please watch the gap while boarding the train.*
When entering the station, the train gives a horn show, which sounds like someone is saying, ''Congrats on being featured.''
The train stops at the platform, and opens its doors, waiting until the next region is featured to depart from the Eltrantie Spoiled Puppies Network station to the next station.
Region Score (What Class would I let you sit in on the train, based on): Premium Coach Class: Semi-dead region, region with some activity, embassy active region, your average ancient lands associated region, this is the region's 2nd time being featured, or I like the region. Business Class: Region with a lot of activity, this is the region's 3rd time being featured, or I really like the region. First Class: Region with a ton of activity, this is the region's 4th or more time being featured, or I love this region so much, that if I weren't congratulating featured regions, I would most likely reside in that region for awhile, or make it my permanent region. Class Upgrade: If a region is based on an IRL location that has a train station, the region's score will be upgraded one class. CREDIT TO: Bite My Biscuits, For Helping Me Revamp This Factbook.
Premium Coach Class (Semi-Dead Region)
Elsiar, Eltran Defense Department Administration, Featured airways, and Star horde
In the deserts of Africa lies creatures you may only see in photos like-
*grrrrrrr*
*Here comes a pack of painted dogs*
They have come to you with a message to tell you the painted dogs say
*congrats on becoming the featured region of the day Eltranite Spoiled Puppies Network*
What some meat 🍖?
Eltran Defense Department Administration, Featured airways, and Star horde
That's fair. Glad you could come!
In appreciation for opening our embassy, breakfast is on us:
**Sets up a table of Belgian waffles, fresh strawberries, ham and cheese omelets, bacon, orange juice, coffee, tea, hot chocolate, and Hershey's kisses**
Thank you for the embassy request. And the breakfast!
This region is under new management, same as the old management
Rusticus Damianus it says right in the WFE that we don't accept embassies from fascists and we have the dispatch pinned. Take a hint.
Welcome to the region, 
SSN13! Let me know if you have any questions
Why embassy closure?
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