Montealba
WA Delegate (non-executive): 
The High Kingdom of Kintada (elected )
Founder: 
The County of Trigori
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Embassies: The Great Universe, Hollow Point, France, Lardyland, The Embassy, Train Station, Kingdom of Adonai, The Slide Countries, Bus Stop, Union of Democrats, The Mystical Council, Order of the Southern North, Monarchist and Democratic Alliance, Driselbia, The Reich, Kingdom of West Sayville, and 22 others.KAISERREICH, Slavija, THE VEDIGOTHIC IMPERIUM, The United Empires of Carson, Region Name, The NewsStand, Dispatchia, Fredonia, Union of Lardy Nations, nasunia, Union of Allied States, The Monarchy alliance, Southfield, Hiyamashu, Apulia, Norden, St Abbaddon, The United Ascendancy, Philippines, Nezasnorden, Greater Middle East, and The putnan empire of nations.
Tags: Anti-Fascist, Casual, Independent, Map, Medium, Monarchist, Neutral, Offsite Chat, Regional Government, Role Player, Silly, and Social.
Montealba contains 45 nations, the 411th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Highest Foreign Aid Spending in Montealba
The World Census intercepted food drops in several war-torn regions to determine which nations spent the most on international aid.
As a region, Montealba is ranked 8,695th in the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | The High Kingdom of Kintada | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “skip class smoke grass eat [REDACTED]” | |
| 2. |  The Municipality of Spartarosia | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Glory and Honor” | |
| 3. |  The ✵ Cascadian Republic ✵ of SeattleNinja008 | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Losing is FUN!!!” | |
| 4. |  The United Nation of Spartacist Federal Republic of Germany | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Brüder zur Sonne, zur Freiheit” | |
| 5. | The Second Lieutenant of SeattleNinja | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “GLORY TO HOCHERLAN'S TIGERS” | |
| 6. |  The Floridian-Rhodesian Khanate of Spartaeros | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “RHODESIANS NEVER DIE!!!” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Reshmaria | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Familâ, Tearâ, Regeler” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of Mithridas | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Live long and prosper” | |
| 9. |  The Empire of Nouvelle Bonapartiste France | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Liberté, Ordre Publique” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of The Donian Black Sea | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Я пришёл дать вам волю!” |
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Regional Happenings
- : The County of Trigori altered the region's flag.
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The Kingdom of Reshmaria arrived from Big Farma.
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The Royal Administration Office of The Driselbian Council arrived from Big Farma.
- : The County of Trigori removed regional password protection.
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The Federal Republic of Coratoph departed this region for KAISERREICH.
- : The Royal Administration Office of The Driselbian Council departed this region for Big Farma.
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The Holy Empire of Donutopolis departed this region for Big Farma.
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The Large Group of People Who Hate Their Lives departed this region for KAISERREICH.
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The Rogue Nation of Utraquist Lycania departed this region for Big Farma.
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The Rogue Nation of Taborite Lycania departed this region for Big Farma.
Montealba Regional Message Board
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absolutely not but i would do the worm and the robot. for enough money i might degrade myself into spending the day with Bieber.
GLORY TO HOCHERLAN'S TIGERS!
Well gents, the day has ended.
Late tonight I will perform a victory ceremony in the style of our Lord and proceed to share artwork and memes made of this year's N-Day. So much to cover, and alot was achieved from a bunch of mountain hermits.
The official Hocherlan's Tigers debriefing and award ceremony will be held in the Bulletin Office.
TRANSCRIPT OF OFFICIAL AWARD CEREMONY FOR THE N-DAY OF 2020
*1ST LT ELDURGOTH STUMBLES IN FROM THE ALLEYWAY OF THE BULLETIN OFFICE AS THE COMPANIES CONVERGE ON THE SACRED SQUARE OF THE SLEEPING SAINT IN FRONT OF THE BULLETIN OFFICE. THE COLD AUTUMN AIR ROLLS DOWN FROM THE MOUNTAINS, THE MEN ARE DISHEVELED, DIRTY, AND COLD FROM THE DAMP AIR. HEJ SOKOLY PLAYS FAINTLY IN THE BACKGROUND*
FINALLY LT.ELDURGOTH STRAIGHTENS HIMSELF AND BEGINS TO SPEAK:
"BROTHERS...SISTERS...HOCHERLAN, HE HAS BEEN PLEASED BY YOUR OFFERING THIS YEAR. HOW COULD THE ETERNAL FATHER OF MONTEALBA NOT BE PLEASED.
WE WERE THE FIRST TO HAVE OUR MISSILES FLY ACROSS THE HORIZON, OUR SILOS OF RED MOUNTAIN STREAKING ACROSS A VIRGIN SKY, DEFILING IT. AND DEFILE DID WE, WE STRUCK THE COLDIANS ALL. NONE WERE SPARRED THE CANE.
AND WHEN WE GREW WEARY WE ENDURED, WE MADE OUR SUPPOSED "BETTERS" FIRE UPON EACHOTHER AND WEAKEN THEM FOR THE LARGER FISH OF THE POND. WE DARTED AMIDST RADIOACTIVE LILYPADS LIKE THE ALMIGHTY FROG, WHILST OUR "BETTERS" WERE CLUBBED INTO INSERTIVE ORIFICES.
AND WHEN THAT GREW TO BE TOO BEAUTIFUL, WE BROUGHT THE HOLY NUMBERS TO BE ENSHRINED IN THE RECORD OF THE EVENT FOR ALL TO SEE AND GAZE UPON.
BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF HOCHERLAN...WE HAVE TRUMPED THE ROACHES, THE PIEKELHAUBE, AND THE REDS.
WE HAVE BROUGHT GLORY TO HOCHERLAN'S TIGERS!
GLORY TO HOCHERLAN'S TIGERS!"
*A MOMENTARY TRIUMPHAL ROAR OF SOLDIERS AND WEAPONRY*
ELDURGOTH: "AND NOW ONTO THE AWARDS BUT BEFORE WE DO...LET US REMEMBER THE FALLEN"
FALLEN:
SPARTAEROS
NOVA HRODSK
*TWO FLAG-COVERED CASKETS ARE BROUGHT INFRONT OF THE TIGERS, ALL UNITS MAY PAY THEIR RESPECTS WHILST THE BODIES LAY IN A STATE OF HONOR WITHIN THE BULLETIN OFFICE CHAPEL*
*A THIRD UNMARKED CASKET IS COVERED IN A FECES SPLATTERED FLAG OF RUSSIA, IMPLICATING A EASTERN AGENT BENEATH WHICH A NOTE HANGS: ALL RUSKIE SUBVERSION WILL BE MET WITH DESOLATION, PLEASE DEFILE THE CORPSE OF THIS UNKNOWN AND FORGOTTEN TRAITOR TO ANARCHO-MONARCHISM*
ELDURGOTH: "AND NOW AWARDS"
*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eXUtuaCNtE BEGIN PLAYING*JULIET COMPANY OF VINFALOW-MEYLE PROVINCE
- "FINAL STRIKE" DISTINCTION
- ACE OF HEARTS
- PSYOP PIN
- ROMEO AWARD
- GOLDEN CROWN
- MILITIA DUTY BADGERHO COMPANY OF SPEZIA
-"FIRST TO BATTLE" DISTINCTION
- DAUS VON EICHEL, "DAS SAU"
-TAMGA OF THE KHAN AWARD
-PSYOP PIN
-GOLDEN CROWN W/ FEET
-EYES OF ST.SELLY MEDAL
-ALOE VERA COMMEMORATIVE BADGE
-MILITIA DUTY BADGESIMP COMPANY "PRINCE'S DRABANTS" OF STUYEVKA
-"PRINCE OF BATTLE" DISTINCTION
-KING OF HEARTS
-SILVER CROWN
-EYES OF ST.SELLY AWARD
-PRINCELY COUPON BOOK
-MILITIA DUTY BADGEGAMMA COMPANY OF PRIPYAT
- "ACE OF CLUBS" DISTINCTION
- GOLDEN CROWN
- PATHFINDER PIN
- PSYOP PIN
-MILITIA DUTY BADGESEVENTH COMPANY, "WATCHERS OF THE MOUNTAIN" OF SIESTY DOM PROVINCE
- "PINXIT MORTEM" DISTINCTION
- ACE OF DIAMONDS
- SAINT PIN
- GOLDEN CROWN
- PYSOP PIN
- MILITIA DUTY BADGEALPHA COMPANY OF ELDURGOT
-"ACE OF SPADES" DISTINCTION
-PATHFINDER PIN
-EYES OF ST.SELLY AWARD
-TAMGA OF THE KHAN AWARD
-PSYOP PIN
-GOLDEN CROWN W/ FEET
-ALOE VERA COMMEMORATIVE BADGE
-MILITIA DUTY BADGEHONORABLE MENTIONS:
KINTADA, FOR DELIVERING MILK ONCE TO THE MISSILE COMMAND CENTER
MAZDA-OTTA, FOR DELIVERING CHOW MEIN FROM THE YELLOW BOOTH DINER
DRAKEYE, FOR TELEPORTING THROUGH ELDRICH WAYPORTALS TO CHECK IN ON US. WILL RECEIVE RECOGNITION FOR BEING THE PSYOP "MASTERMIND" UNDER THE CODENAME "FALLGUY"AND WITH THAT IS THE CONCLUSION OF THE CEREMONY, ALL MEMBERS OF HOCHERLAN'S TIGERS ARE HEREBY SEMI-DEACTIVATED. ALL COMPANIES PLEASE PICKUP UP YOUR AMMUNITION AS PAYMENT FOR YOUR 2D SURFACE.
ALL HONORABLE MENTIONS PLEASE BOARD THE MSS LIBERTY, MERCHANT CARRACK ON ROUTE FOR A EXPEDITIONARY ECOLOGICAL VISIT TO ARMENIA.
ALL COMPANIES IN ADDITION TO THESE AWARDS, LEADERS OF SAID UNITS WILL ENTER THE ORDER OF ST.DYATLOV FOR PARTICIPATING IN N-DAY, GRADES/RANKING WILL BE BASED ON YEARS OF 2D SURFACE.
TO DENOTE THIS YEAR OF N-DAY FROM OTHERS, IT WILL BE RECORDED AS "THE REVENGE OF ATLAS FEDERATION" AND "THE YEAR OF THE ETERNAL MONTY-MAN".
GLORY TO HOCHERLAN'S TIGERS!
4242 PRAISE HOCH
TO COMMEMORATE THIS TRIUMPH, ALL VETERANS ARE REQUESTED TO PARTICIPATE BY GIFTING THEIR SELECT ARTWORK TO THEIR LOCAL HOCHERLANIST PRIEST FOR ARCHIVING. THIS MAY BE POEM, BALLAD, SONG, ARTWORK, MEME OR COMBINATION OF ANY AND THOSE NOT MENTIONED. MULTIPLE SUBMISSIONS ALLOWED.SUBMISSION WILL GARNER THE SUBMITTER'S PROVINCE, ONE TRAINCAR LOAD OF FOOD AND WATER W/ IODINE TABLETS.
Trigori, SeattleNinja008, Kintada, and Dagoth Uur
smiles and waves while signing paperwork for who knows what
I just come in sign the paperwork saying im responsible and they give me checks.....i mean i already just press accept on apple end user agreement software without reading and lost a peice of my eldritch soul and the rights to sue them. what's a little more signing recklessly, and i get paid for it...nothing could ever go wrong.
why would we need iodine?
Trigori, Dagoth Uur, and Eldurgoth
To dine on IO what else? the reservations take a month if your very famous 2 years otherwise.
War flag lowered
Dagoth Uur, Nova Hrodsk, Eldurgoth, and Meyle
Monty man you've done it again thank you so much for airming nukes at your own puppets in Army of Freedom. Here have a badge of the Red Star
Trigori, Dagoth Uur, Nova Hrodsk, and Meyle
IN HONOR OF N-DAY TWO NEW ENTRIES HAVE BEEN ADDED TO THE MONTEALBAN DICTIONARY:
psyop (noun)
Russian Hybrid War Tactics (noun)
FEEL FREE TO SUGGEST MORE ENTRIES
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