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The Library RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Literary World of The Great Librarian

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Nudest: 853rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,121st Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,004th+2
Most Income Equality: 2,011th Largest Black Market: 2,446th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to The Library.

"A library is not a luxury but one of the necessities of life." -Henry Ward Beecher

The Library is founded on the ideal of two simple words: "Community First." Other regions will offer you government, activity, excitement; we have these things. What the Library has to offer is the unique Community First mentality, and a first-class community.

Community First means...
- We are an open and respectful society,
- Our focus is the community; bells and whistles are secondary, and
- The best way to get something out of the Library is to become an active member of the community! The link below will help you out.

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Featured 11 October 2019

Embassies: The Great Library, The Dirt Alliance, Hollow Point, The Bar on the corner of every region, Lardyland, Bus Stop, United Otter Emirates, The Order Of The Afternoon, Agora, and The Embassy.

Tags: Defender, Featured, Minuscule, and Silly.

The Library contains 4 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Fattest Citizens in The Library

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Library is ranked 20,009th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Chronicle of AstinusMoralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“And upon the alter will also be placed my books”
2.The World of Books and Film of Marian ParooLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“Ex Libris”
3.The Hokum Merchant Banker of Cu ChulaindFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“libraries gave us power”
4.The Literary World of The Great LibrarianDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“A Grand Collection”

Regional Happenings


The Library Regional Message Board

Congratulations on being featured and...

Oh hold on, is this the library?

*checks overdue fees account*

Heh... heh... don't mind me, just passing through. Byeeeeee!

Congratulations on being featured my friends!

HEY! HEY! Oh I forgot this is a library...

*whispers* hey hey, you're featured today, congratulations my friends
\_O_/ yay! :D

Oh poo, I missed the Featured Region Followers. :(

A levitating puppet with broken strings approaches a random person in this place that the puppet assumed is a librarian of this library.

"Greetings! How are you doing? This library seems rather nice since its so quite... This is a perfect environment to read books in! Yeet!"


The Great Librarian, The Puppetmaster, and The grand desert library

The Music Box is officially disbanding. Good day.


Greetings, denizens of The Library. I guess I'll find a book and sit quietly in the corner.

The Great Librarian, Marian Paroo, and The grand desert library

Lexicolia wrote:Greetings, denizens of The Library. I guess I'll find a book and sit quietly in the corner.

Do enjoy yourself here. There's a refreshment table in the back so feel free to help yourself to a refreshment.

Marian Paroo, The grand desert library, and Lexicolia

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