General Assembly
Security Council Table (Governor): 
The Snekdom of Zherid
WA Delegate: None.
Last WA Update:
Embassies: Monaco, Bloemfontein, Nova Libertatia, The Embassy, Guinea Kiribati, Gypsy Lands, Mitteleuropa, BARMAIDS ltd, Pecan Sandies, Regionless, and The Treasure Hunters.
Tags: Minuscule, Multilingual, Offsite Chat, and Password.
The Lunch Table contains 5 nations, the 3,125th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Scientifically Advanced in The Lunch Table
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
As a region, The Lunch Table is ranked 211th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | The Snekdom of Zherid | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “The wise and venerable snek” | |
| 2. |  The Snekdom of Dakutal | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “That's how the cookie crumbles” | |
| 3. |  The Matriarchy of Demosoucia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Free lunch for all” | |
| 4. | The Incorporated States of Central Azucarera de San Antonio | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Proactivity, Hard Work, God-centeredness, Malasakit” | |
| 5. |  The Pure Land of Amituofo | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “南無阿彌陀佛” |
Regional Happenings
- : Embassy established between The Lunch Table and The Treasure Hunters.
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The Snekdom of Zherid agreed to construct embassies with The Treasure Hunters.
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The Cardfarming Captain of Pirate Leader Wild William of the region The Treasure Hunters proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Snekdom of Dakutal arrived from Osiris.
- : The Incorporated States of Central Azucarera de San Antonio arrived from Osiris.
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The Community of Trench Mouth of the region The Bakery Across the Street proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Snekdom of Dakutal ceased to exist.
- : Embassy cancelled between True Waskaria and The Lunch Table.
- : British mon doll of the region True Waskaria ordered the closure of its embassy in The Lunch Table.
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The Matriarchy of Demosoucia arrived from Balder.
The Lunch Table Regional Message Board
We don't have free coffee in the pantry but we do have free sugar.
In appreciation for opening our embassy, breakfast is on us:
**Sets up a table of Belgian waffles, fresh strawberries, ham and cheese omelets, bacon, orange juice, coffee, tea, hot chocolate, and Hershey's kisses**
Potluck! Thank you for your gifts to the Lunch Table! Truly a moment to be cherished.
So what’s being served at this The Lunch Table? Perhaps the residents? Specifically, their brains?
Just kidding, I only eat raider brains.
Now who’s up for some shots?
Aaaaaaah a zombie barmaid
Phew raider brains
Well in that case, do you have any rum?
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