The People's Republic of Crozland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Mia Botín with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.943 billion Crozlandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad de Crozland. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crozlandian economy, worth 377 trillion Cruzeiroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 128,147 Cruzeiroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glamping Crozlandians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, and staffers take uppers in the old upper house chamber. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crozland's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Crozland is ranked 269,524^th in the world and 493^rd in Starlight for Fattest Citizens, with 6.7 Obesity Rate.