General Assembly
Security Council
| Population | 1.698 billion |
| Capital | Elation |
| Leader | Sovereign Incognito |
| Currency | Glee |
| Animal | Eastern Grey Squirrel |
The Incorporated States of The Ecstatic Empire is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Sovereign Incognito with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.698 billion Ecstaticians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elation. The average income tax rate is 31.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Ecstatic Empirean economy, worth 233 trillion Glees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 137,067 Glees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Massive new slaughterhouses are being hailed as a sign of progress, the justice of The Ecstatic Empire is considered superior to that of other nations, anniversaries of major historical events pass unnoticed, and new regulations have put a halt to monkey business. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Ecstatic Empire's national animal is the Eastern Grey Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
The Ecstatic Empire is ranked 215,588th in the world and 357th in Starlight for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 492.05 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
Endorsements Received: 62 » 
Kaidan, 
Zeu, 
Vintrel, 
Misandristan, 
Syaftyn, 
Spacedevo, 
Foixla, 
Ellix, 
Starlit Alternia, 
Violettopia, 
Octopodus, 
Helena Post Apotheosis Global Order, 
Wosafa Cluster, 
Brithanainai, 
Cyberia Prime, 
Spumeragne, 
Ikkerus, 
Technorchania, 
Wilkenthral, 
Juli, 
Federal Northwind, 
Unitican Earthy, 
Zepolmar, 
Metsan-o, 
New England Republic, 
Mashabia, 
Natopid, 
Silvanesti, 
Your Mom is Mine, 
Thereentanianstan, 
The Orwell Society, 
Yven, 
Midertuck Kingdom, 
Silverbend, 
Directorate of Timoniana, 
The United Terran Empire, 
Drainer Island, 
Amythist, 
Gay Miku, 
Saorysa, 
Harije, 
Encelna, 
Communist-Denmark, 
Velltonania, 
Spyrin, 
Zane Farbe Eslanudial, 
Haleya, 
Zerph, 
The Aquila Collective, 
Westhar, and 12 others.
Balush, Maerkyja, Impla Islands, Aav, Rojamonton, Arlizplot, Mala Gule, Kozmopolis, Greatest Cheese Empire, Skairus, Bloni, and RKD.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
The Ecstatic Empire, new regulations have put a halt to monkey business.
- : The Ecstatic Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in The Ecstatic Empire, anniversaries of major historical events pass unnoticed.
- : Following new legislation in The Ecstatic Empire, the justice of The Ecstatic Empire is considered superior to that of other nations.
- : Following new legislation in The Ecstatic Empire, massive new slaughterhouses are being hailed as a sign of progress.
- : Following new legislation in The Ecstatic Empire, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them.
- : Following new legislation in The Ecstatic Empire, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
- : Following new legislation in The Ecstatic Empire, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
- : The Ecstatic Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in The Ecstatic Empire, pranking is an art form.
