The Special Cooperative Zone of Dacaro is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Miku Kiri-Barafort with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.652 billion Dacarans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Izacoji. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dacaran economy, worth a remarkable 2,220 trillion krudas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 256,603 krudas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dàguó lanterns outnumber streetlights in major cities, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, and school history books often refer to Miku Kiri-Barafort as "that imperialist pig dog". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dacaro's national animal is the blahaj, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dacaro is ranked 3,395^th in the world and 49^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 667.4 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.