The Communes Ouvrières of Rellenia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Secretary Bénédicte Solé with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.727 billion Rellenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aire métropolitaine de Saint-Ghislaine. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Rellenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,212 trillion L'argent d'Unions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 211,664 L'argent d'Unions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, and the World Communes Ouvrières Games have been won again by Rellenia as no other country cares enough to compete. Crime is totally unknown. Rellenia's national animal is the Gallic rooster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Brythonic Polytheism.

Rellenia is ranked 838^th in the world and 27^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 12,261.16 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.